“I Dissolved Away Every Last One Of My Genital Warts In Three Days Using A Simple, 100% Natural Homemade Solution That Cost Me Only $3.50 Using Supplies From My Local Wal-Mart Store…

You Can Too, IF You Follow My Simple Step-By-Step Plan… and even if you don’t have access to a Wal-Mart, you can still get everything you need from a local store as soon as TONIGHT! My report shows you exactly how…

It doesn’t matter if you’re a man or a woman. It doesn’t matter if you live in the United States or all the way over in Australia or the United Kingdom… YOU CAN eliminate your genital warts safely and easily using very common (but little-known) supplies…

…And if you’ve tried a lot of things already, let me tell you…

  • THIS IS NOT about using apple cider vinegar (this doesn’t work for most people anyway, and the warts can still come back later – a waste of time)
  • THIS IS NOT about using podofilox or condolox (this will sting, burn, and is ineffective for most cases)
  • …AND THIS IS NOT about using Aldara, Wartrol, or any other expensive over-the-counter wart creams (many of these are dangerous and even if they appear to work at first, DON’T BE FOOLED, because the warts come back within 2 or 3 months and you’re right back where you started)

The method you want uses safe, all-natural, low-cost supplies to get rid of your warts NOW and KEEP THEM GONE! And you can get it here on my website.

Does this maybe sound too good to be true? I thought so at first, until I gave it a try… then I started this website back in April of 2006 because I was SICK and TIRED of all the bad treatments out there!

Since then, my report has helped literally thousands of people… read below for my amazing story!

This is a bad photo of me that I took myself in front of a mirror for the Genital Warts Report websiteFrom: Greg Thompson
Last Updated: November 21st, 2022 (I’ve been helping people with this problem for over 16 years now! Wow!)
St. Louis, Missouri, USA
+1-417-967-6965 (I get a LOT of calls – if you want to call me, please read this whole page before calling and please do not call me in the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep. This is not a cell phone so if I’m not home just leave me a message and I’ll call you back as soon as I can)

(Click the ‘Play’ button for a short message from me)

By the way, I’m a real person with a real phone number (and that REALLY IS me over there in that awful photo I took of myself in front of the bathroom mirror) – I’m here if you need me and that’s why I included my personal phone number above – it goes directly to my desk phone)

If you would like a quick, easy, and painless way to remove your genital warts from the comfort and privacy of your own home without spending a fortune on painful doctor treatments or expensive oils from online retailers, then this will be the most important message you will ever read…

Here’s why:

picture of a genital wartMy name is Greg and personally I was shocked when I found out I had genital warts…

I got them from my girlfriend Christine, but it really wasn’t her fault because at the time, she didn’t even know the had the virus that causes them.

I didn’t know what to do and all the info out there on the medical sites was either pushing for some kind of crazy surgery or other expensive, potentially dangerous procedure.

If you’ve done some online research yourself, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

All the fancy medical awareness websites (like the CDC, WebMD, and several others) out there offer no real solutions, and all say the same old depressing thing that goes something like this:

“Genital warts is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the HPV virus that affects millions of people each year. There are several ways to remove genital warts that you can find out about through your health care provider…”

…then they go on to talk about things like:

“…surgical removal…” (meaning: they cut it out of you with a special pair of scissors)

“…electrosurgery…” (meaning: they burn it off of you with a medical iron)

“…cryotherapy treatment…” (meaning: they freeze it off of you)

The list goes on, but they only get more painful and expensive. There’s even a treatment where they want to use a LASER to burn off the genital warts, one-by-one. That sounds painful!

Those doctor treatments can easily run into the multiple hundreds, or even thousands of dollars!

And if that wasn’t bad enough, I was reading some reviews from people who had gone through those procedures (and ever since I started this website, I have personally talked to a lot of people who have gone through them) and the vast majority of them say that it was only a temporary solution… the genital warts came back 2 to 3 months later.

There’s also this cream you can get from a doctor called Aldara (or imiquimod). It’s super-expensive, often with a couple little packets running well over $300. But I did some research on Aldara and found that it wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Check out this exact quote from MSNBC News:

“Subjects who used Aldara reported more severe redness, swelling, scabbing, pain and burning, in some cases occurring after the application of the first dose. Treatment was halted early due to severe side effects in five patients treated with Aldara.”

The news report went on to say:

“During the six-month follow up period, 73 percent of patients on Aldara reported a return of their lesions…”

There’s even a movement I read about to get Aldara BANNED because they have evidence that it’s actually dangerous to use. Researcher Elaine Hollingsworth said, “I foolishly used Aldara … but it nearly killed me, leaving me with a damaged immune system.”

So in other words, the stuff doesn’t work very well… if at all. And for some people, it can be dangerous.

Well, I don’t know about you, but…

Paying a doctor thousands of my hard-earned $$$ to
BURN my penis with a hot iron,
NUKE it with a laser,
FREEZE it with nitro,
or give me some expensive cream
only to have warts return in a few months
is NOT my idea of a good solution!!

It also didn’t help that I didn’t have any health insurance. Who can afford that these days with all the other bills we gotta pay? Even if I would’ve had insurance, I would still be stuck with a painful procedure that wouldn’t really solve the real problem.

So I went out on a FRANTIC search for information… because I knew that this thing had to be solved FAST or some horrible things would happen.

Any health website will tell you: genital warts, when left untreated can spread rapidly to MANY different parts of the body, and… after awhile can highly increase your risk for CANCER and a kind of cervical CANCER in women.


That scared me pretty bad when I found that out. Not only that, but genital warts are HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS and can spread from person to person, often without you even knowing it (especially in women, because they sometimes can’t see them as well as we men can)

So that’s why it was VITALLY IMPORTANT for me to find an INEXPENSIVE, NATURAL, and most importantly IMMEDIATE way to…

Get rid of all my genital warts FAST AND…(I hope) FOREVER!

I thought to myself, “There’s GOT to be a better way!”

So I searched around on the internet for awhile and found several companies selling some kind of bottled oil for anywhere from $60 for a dinky little bottle to $80 for a slightly less dinky one…plus shipping costs on top of all that.

This sounded more like what I was looking for (all-natural and effective), and the oils really seemed to work for the people who used them. But… bottles are REALLY small…and pretty darn expensive if you ask me.

My itching was really starting to get to me, so I almost bought one on the spot… but then I thought…

  • The bottles are small… what if I run out and need more right in the middle of treatment? (NOW I KNOW: there’s a good chance you will, especially if you have several genital warts)
  • I’m contagious and itching like crazy: What if I can’t wait for another package to arrive?(NOW I KNOW: there’s no reason you should have to wait for a package to come while you suffer and the genital warts get bigger and spread to other parts of your body)
  • What if one little bottle is not enough? (NOW I KNOW: I can tell you right now that it isn’t… what they want is for you to come back to them and buy even more of the stuff at inflated prices… why do you think they make the bottle so small?)
  • Why should I have to pay so much for all this stuff? (NOW I KNOW: you shouldn’t… all these guys are doing is taking the same kind of natural stuff you can get at the store yourself, packaging it in a bottle and selling it at a HUGE markup)

All those questions and more were swirling around in my mind when I was doing my research.

So, you know what I did? ๐Ÿ™‚

I spent practically day and night, doing some hardcore research and found out THE so-called “secret” ingredients like what makes all those super-expensive formulas they’re selling REALLY WORK!

That’s right; those companies selling the oils aren’t exactly telling the truth when they say that making them is “a complex process” using rare and exotic oils from “all over the world.”

Nope! In fact, I found out that you can get pretty much the same kind of stuff from your local store for MUCH cheaper and in LARGER quantities… as much as you would ever need!

Because you see, I live right next to some pretty big universities (St. Louis University and the Missouri Institute of Science and Technology) and was able to get some good people there to help me figure out this little project.

And we found out that ALL the needed supplies can be gotten at your local store for only a few bucks!

Then… I took that newfound knowledge and developed a method around it for FINALLY getting rid of my genital warts for good… it’s so simple, it’s crazy, and I PROMISE YOU’LL LAUGH WHEN YOU START TO SEE ALL YOUR WARTS VANISH!

I know I did… I was just so happy to see them going away, you couldn’t wipe the smile off my face if you tried!

And it was all so wickedly simple, too.

So, with my method, you will be able to go to your local store (Walmart… Walgreens… CVS… or where ever) to pick up a few ordinary (but little-known) supplies for about $3 or $4 as soon as TONIGHT once you read over the detailed report I’ve put together on all of this.

PAINLESS, SAFE, & PROVEN Effective For Almost Everyone Who Tries It
(based on all the great feedback people have given me since I started this website 11 years ago)

Yes! My report’s methods should work for you if you’ve just gotten genital warts… or if you’ve had them for months or years… or even if you’ve had them once a long time ago and now they’ve come back! (I’ve talked to all sorts of different people in different situations and you are definitely not alone here)

Think about it… out of the whole time I’ve been running this website, my report has helped almost everyone I’ve talked to. Yes, there have been a small handful of people my report was not able to help, but nothing is ever 100% – not even stuff from the doctor, as we all know. Anyone who tells you that their stuff is always 100% all of the time is lying to you and I am trying to be honest and upfront about what to expect from your treatment.

The chances of you falling into that small group that the report does not do much for are very slim, but even if you do, I’ve recently added some more information to the report that will help you (more about that further down this page.)

For me, my genital warts were about gone in only a few days, however that’s mostly because I caught them in the early stages (I only had them for about 4 weeks) and was able to take care of them fast. My girlfriend took upwards of a month before hers was gone. These experiences are not normal, because…

for most people I’ve heard from, it takes around 2 to 3 weeks to clear up their genital warts using the information in my report..

It doesn’t matter how bad your condition is or what kind of history you have with genital warts, when you FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS to the letter each and every day…

One of these 3 things should happen to your genital warts:

  • They begin to recede back into the skin until they disappear!
  • or… They begin to get mushy dissolve away until nothing is left!
  • or… They simply dry up and flake away like a scab!

Either way, whenever you use my method for beating these things, you have a very high chance of getting rid of them FOR GOOD in 3 weeks… OR LESS. The chances of you falling into the small group of people who the report’s main methods can not help is incredibly slim.

But hey, even if you do happen to fall into that small group, don’t worry because I’m learning new things all the time and recently I added some new information I learned from the latest HPV research using a new anti-viral treatment to help you… even if all else has failed!

And guess what else? My method is 100% NATURAL; the topical formula hits genital warts where it hurts them the most… at the root where they live… and DISSOLVES THEM AWAY by depriving them of what they need to survive… and…(unlike surgery and knife-happy doctors)… will not leave any scars or marks on your body!

I’ve been wart free for long enough now that if it were not for people e-mailing and calling me about this website, I would’ve nearly forgotten I ever had them in the first place! My life is FINALLY back to normal…

It’s been over 11 YEARS now (as of 2017) since I had genital warts and have NEVER had even the slightest problem with them coming back (and some of the people who helped contribute to my report have been wart-free for even longer.) And I shouldn’t get them back either, as long as I don’t get re-infected from anyone new.

Same goes for so many other people who have tried the same method. There have been people contact me who have had warts for YEARS until they used my report to get rid of them. Here’s just a small sample of people who gave me permission to use their name and photo (as well as an excerpt from their e-mail to me) on my site to let you know how this worked for them too just like it did for me:

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Caleb Voight

“…all my symptoms are GONE…”

“Greg — thank you very much for sharing this information with me. I’ve been searching all over the place trying to find answers and I’m very glad I ran across your site. All my symptoms are gone, and haven’t had any more problems for about a year now! If there’s anything I can do to help you with your site, let me know!”

Special Note: After I got Caleb’s e-mail, I asked him to call my number and leave a short voicemail so everyone could hear he is for real. Thank you for your help, Caleb!

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Henry Selman

“…after one week, my warts are gone…”

“…I just wanted to tell you I am so thankful. I’ve been doing this for a week and they’re gone. [My genital warts] went completely away. I feel like I’ve reclaimed part of my social life back. Thank you so much.”

Note: I do not have a picture available for Henry, but he left a voicemail on my phone you can listen to below

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Connie McLean

“Your report really does work!”

“I found your site while researching information on genital warts because I had a really bad breakout for 2 months. I went to the doctor every single Tuesday and had them burnt off, but those treatments did NOTHING. I’d tried other genital warts treatments I heard about on the internet and I really didn’t expect your method to work either, but thank God I was wrong! Your report really does work!”

Note: This is a summary of what Connie told me. Click the play button below to listen to the voicemail she was kind enough to leave for me that tells her full story.

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Jason Medows

“Why doesn’t the medical profession tell us about this stuff?”

“…[continued from a longer e-mail]…Why doesn’t the medical profession tell us about this stuff? A doctor visit cost me $60 just for him to look at me, but these supplies I got from Wal-Mart were only four bucks. I don’t get it, but I am sure glad you told me about your method to getting rid of these nasty things. I rushed out and got the supplies and everything has been fine ever since.”

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Kristina Farrell

“Saved me a lot of money…got rid of my warts AND yeast infection too!”

“Thank you SO MUCH for the info. After I read your report, I did some research on this too and found out that your method has MANY antibacterial properties. I have an allergy to yeast and it bothers me ‘everywhere’ (LOL) and it’s good for that too! WOOHOO! Now I don’t have to pay the $15 for yeast infection cream either! I can’t tell you how embarassing warts can be to someone. I am married and this happened long before I was with my husband, but it still feels ‘shameful’ I have not had any problems until recently, which is why I sought out something to help. It is amazing the prices for creams out there. I nearly had sticker shock! I thank you again for this wonderful info. I am sure it will save me plenty of money for the rest of my life!”

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Shiloh Stephens

“…about a week later they totally disappeared!”

“…[continued from a longer e-mail]…Genital warts basically ruined our sex life and made day-to-day life pretty awful too. But only a day after I started using your method, the itching stopped and after a little while longer, they started to go back down and about a week later totally disappeared!”

Genital Warts Treatment Review by Andrew Hudson

“I’m back to the way I used to be… life is normal again”

“…[continued from a longer e-mail]…Greg, you are definitely a credit to the internet for making this info public. All the other sites out there don’t do anything but give a guy more to worry about. I still can’t believe how easy all of this is. My genital warts are all dried up and gone. The symptoms went away pretty fast…about a day or two, and then after about two weeks, I was back to the way I used to be! Awesome.”

There’s a LOT more, but if I posted all of them on this page, it would be so long that no one would want to read it all. That’s why I created a separate page of genital warts treatment reviews to update every time I get a new comment someone gives me permission to post.

This can work for you, too. I know it can. All you have to do is follow my simple instructions!

My website relies on the generous support of people like YOU to keep this valuable information alive!
(I spend a LOT of personal time and money running the site, answering emails, phone calls, keeping up to date, etc)

This all started out pretty small, but grew into something much bigger over time. So yes, I really do spend an ENORMOUS amount of personal time running this site, answering emails and phone calls, and keeping the site on search engines to make this info available to people like you who need a real solution to genital warts.

Because of all this, I charge a small amount for my report. If I did not charge, I could never devote the time I do to it and could not keep it in the search engines and then you would have never found me in the first place. There is no way I could have kept this going for so many years if not for people paying the small amount I ask for my report.

So that’s why I have to charge for the report. And in exchange for that small bit of money, I’ve done my best to deliver the highest quality research report and I possibly can. In fact, I’ll make you a promise…

Promise: My Report Will Work For You
After 6 years and MANY THOUSANDS of people getting my report to treat their genital warts, I am totally confident my report will work for you. However… if for some strange reason you are not happy with your results for any reason – just e-mail me and ask nicely and I will refund you back every penny you paid. We’ll part as friends and no hard feelings. Simple as that.

“I PROMISE You Will Be Happy With Your Treatment Results, Or I’ll Quickly Refund Every Single Penny”
(it is VERY rare that someone asks for a refund but if you e-mail or call I will do my best to help)

In fact, I regularly get e-mails from happy (and surprised!) people who have tried this and had it work for them too. You really have nothing to lose here.

I’m trying to make this as easy of a decision to make as possible. But if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to call me using my number at the top of this page. (or you can also check out my Genital Warts Frequently Asked Questions page and e-mail me directly from there)

Bottom Line: If You’re Frustrated or Confused About All The Bogus Information Out There And Want REAL ANSWERS, RIGHT NOW, Then My Report Is For You… Direct And To The Point!

Why put up with all the crap the medical sites are saying when all they want is to get you to pay hundreds or even thousands for a bunch of painful procedures that don’t really permanently solve the problem anyway?

Why pay for an oil from an online retailer with bloated prices that can run out in the middle of your treatment whenever you need it the most?

Why, when using my method gives you the knowledge to access a CHEAP UNLIMITED SUPPLY of the treatment… for as long as you need it?

It just doesn’t make any sense to be giving some big company such a huge profit margin on some so-called “magic oil” whenever you can get practically the same thing with the same results right now… in the privacy of your own home.

This is the solution I wish I would’ve had back when I was looking for answers!

Here’s EXACTLY What You’ll Get In Your “Genital Warts Report”

The report is 12 easy-to-read, easy-to-understand pages of incredibly powerful information. I’ve wasted no words in it telling you all these things:

EXACT step-by-step instructions on how I used some very simple supplies from the store to make my own solution that has gotten rid of my genital warts FOR GOOD – 11 years later, and they’re still gone

Two different sets of main instructions…one for if the warts are actually on your genital area (a sensitive area) and one set of instructions for if the warts are somewhere less sensitive or have spread to somewhere that is less sensitive than the genitals (I’ve worked really hard to combine the best of all worlds into my report to guarantee success)

Additional optional steps you can take (like small changes to your diet) to further ensure they will go away as fast as possible and (hopefully) never come back (it is VERY rare I’ve heard from anyone who had something come back, but there is a technique I later learned that helps keep them away in these rare cases so I’ll make sure you know about it too) – PLUS a special bonus piece of information you can use to slightly modify one of the main methods to also remove moles and skin tags

Several additional “last resort” backup methods I learned from feedback of people like you who got the report in the past, as well as what I’ve learned from some of the latest HPV research. A lot has been learned about HPV in the past couple years and many sites out there are still going off old, bad info. These methods can work for you even if all else has failed! (very few ever need this backup info, but I’ve got you covered with it in case you need it)

And finally, if you need to ask a question to someone who has MAJOR EXPERIENCE in dealing with these warts, I provide all Genital Warts Report customers with personalized e-mail and phone access to me directly. That means if you ever have a problem or question unique to your situation, you’ve got a friend over here who can probably answer it in less than 2 minutes. I’ve talked to literally HUNDREDS of people about this, so there is nothing I haven’t heard before, and I realize that sometimes it’s best to just be able to reach out and know there’s a real human being on the other end and not just some computer. Special Note: Keep in mind that while I am trying my best to be helpful and answer questions, I am NOT a doctor and do NOT give “medical advice.” Officially, this is all just my personal opinion based on anecdotal evidence. As long as you’re fine with that, I’ll be happy to help.

Click The Big Orange Button Under My Photo Below To Get Started NOW!
It’s 100% Private And No One Else Will Ever Know You Ordered My Report

No one else will ever know you ordered this from me because the charge will show up as from “Greg Thompson” and will NOT say anything about genital warts or anything potentially embarrassing like that. I have set it up to show my name on your statement so you can identify it easily and to protect your privacy.

Getting my comprehensive “Genital Warts Report” and learning how to get rid of your genital warts as fast as possible is easy. All you have to do is use any of the payment methods below and you will get my simple, 100% natural, HIGHLY EFFECTIVE plan… and you can be on your way to shedding these things once and for all and returning your life to normal just like I did!

Thank you very much! I sincerely appreciate your support! And if you ever have any questions, I’m only a quick e-mail or phone call away if you need me. (also feel free to check out my Genital Warts Frequently Asked Questions page for the answers to the most common questions I get)

Greg Thompson

P.S. — I know that having genital warts can be embarrassing, so your order will be kept absolutely private to protect your privacy from others. That means that no one else will ever know you purchased this from me!

P.P.S. — If you’re wondering who I am and why you’ve never heard of me before, that’s because I’m really just some guy who got genital warts from my girlfriend (she didn’t know she had anything wrong at the time), found out how to beat them through some pretty rough research, and then decided to put up a website telling all about my experience. That’s all. I’m not a doctor. I’m not a big company, I’m just a young guy trying to keep this website alive and help pay for my education a little by selling this report. That’s about all there is to it. Also, it costs me quite a bit to even make this report available to you on the search engines, so in order for anybody to even find my site, it costs me a lot of money. I have to charge or no one would ever know this amazing report exists!

Here’s How To Get A Copy Of My Report NOW:

Availability: YES, instant download to your computer or phone
Only $17 bucks for everything
…that’s less than what most people spend on a pizza!
Yes! Greg, I want to get your report right now which tells me everything I need to know to get rid of every last one of my genital warts in only 3 weeks or less, sometimes as little as a few days
Your 100% Natural, Highly Effective Treatment in “The Genital Warts Report”

Genital Warts Report

And don’t worry, I’ve made sure that everything is completely 100% secure for your protection (you’ll be able to see the little padlock icon on your browser window when you click to the next screen, which verifies the secure mode.) Back when I first built this site, I made it with the same strict requirements I want when I order things online myself! Also, while I’m at it, I want you to know and assure you that I never do anything what-so-ever with any personal information you enter on the site. Everything is kept 100% private and secure and never shared with anyone for any reason.

Payment Method #2: Mail a check or money order:

I understand that some people do not have access to a debit card, credit card, or PayPal. That’s no problem. Usually what people do when they do not have these things is just send the $17 through the mail. So here is how to do that below:

Make out a check or money order for $17 to “Greg Thompson” and mail to my home at:

Greg Thompson
9711 Highway M
Plato, MO 65552

If you decide to use this method, I would appreciate it if you contacted me after you mail so I know who you are and to expect your envelope in my mailbox. It’s not necessary, but it helps me out a lot when people do that. Please remember to provide your e-mail address on a slip of paper in with the check or money order, and once I get your payment, I’ll e-mail you the entire report. E-mail is the fastest way, but if you would prefer for me to mail you back a physical paper copy, that is fine too.

Payment Method #3: Feel perfectly free to give me a call:

Granted, I don’t do this method much anymore these days, but it is still available for you. Some people feel more comfortable if they can talk directly with me before ordering or if I can take their order directly over the phone. That’s fine with me, but please keep in mind that I can’t be around my phone 24 hours a day, but there is a good chance I might be, so if you want to call me for any reason what-so-ever, that’s fine with me:

My personal telephone number is: +1-417-967-6965

Again, please do not call me if it’s super late at night (after midnight) – I gotta sleep just like everyone else ๐Ÿ˜‰

And as always feel free to send me an e-mail by clicking here… (on the same page is also my Frequently Asked Questions)